We love Illuminati flicks round here and this silly little movie is no exception. It features certified wackos like David Icke (God I hope he doesn’t get into lizard people anymore, he may as well shoot himself in the head with that bullshit) and weird chorus sounds, thriller movie type sound effects, UFO’s, and all kinds of entertaining goodies for us insomniacs and researchers alike.
Notes From The Editor’s Review of…
Secret Space: The Illuminati Conquest of Space
- The moon landing was trashed and debunked within minutes and in fine fine fashion on the grounds that module was too small for grown ass men in big ass spacesuits. And the lack of a blast crater in the landing area of the Lunar Module.
- The NASA photos of the moon landing seemed to have been Photoshopped by some cheap gimmicky software.
- That classic theatrical horror music tone was used a whole helluva lot! You’ll notice it. It adds to the overall effect of the entertainment. There it is again. CLING!
- The NAZI’s had a secret space program.
- The NAZI’s used Jewish slaves t build weapons of war including rockets, and would have likely been used as test subjects in any of their first attempts at going into orbit.
- Pictures of UFO’s were flashed in conjunction with scary horror music tones in grainy slideshow style.
- David Icke points out that Germany was in a depression and then, all of a sudden, they had a war machine taking on the world. The Nazi’s were funded by banks in the United States and the Bank of England. George Bush’s great granddaddy, Prescott Bush, helped Hitler get funding.
- Hitler believed that there were other alien civilizations in the universe and after conquering the Earth, he wanted to colonize the moon.
- The Van Allen Radiation Belt is also revealed as being too poisonous for humans, thus, no one ever went to the moon.
- Americans paid over 40 billion dollars for nothing.
- NASA Allegedly knows about other life, from a source other than Earth, in the universe along with Russia.
- It was also said that Russia knows the United States has extra-terrestrial technology.
- The Russian Space Station MIR, also known as the International Space Station, is constantly being orbited by small lit objects.
- Microchips, semi conductors, lasers, and fiber optics are all the result of back engineered technology recovered from UFO’s shot down by the United States government using hyper soooper plasma beams.
- Oh my, we also have a death ray that we shoot at the UFO’s too, then we dispatch teams to salvage the alien wreckage. I’d like a couple of them thar death rays.